A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, a new evil threatens -- or rather, an old evil returns from beyond the grave. You'll know what that evil is if you've seen the trailers, obviously.
The villainous Kylo Ren, now Supreme Leader of the First Order, goes in search of this ancient threat. In hot pursuit is our rag-tag group of heroes: Finn, Poe, Rey and Chewbacca, with their trusty droid buddies, fussy C3-P0, beepy R2-D2 and ballsy ball-shaped BB-8.
Stuff happens that's objectively spectacular and objectively kinda cool.